This is actually for sale right now on eBay . It’s called the Smiling Jesus Tomato. Here’s the link . It’s amazing how people see Jesus everywhere. After seeing the tomato, I went looking around eBay to see what else was out there. There’s the Sacred Heart of Jesus on eBay and there’s the catfish bone that looks like Jesus on The Cross. I also found Satan and John McCain on toast. I am not trying to make fun of any of these people, I just don’t see what they are seeing. Some of them I think require that you squint your eyes just so, hop on one foot while balancing a flower pot on your head to be able to see the images. I don’t have that kind of time or patience. Heck, I can’t see what everyone else sees in the Magic Eye posters.
I then searched all over the web and found out that Jesus is literally everywhere. Steve Faus of El Dorado Hills, California found Jesus on a shrimp he grilled on the barbecue grill. In St. Petersburg, Fla., Dana O’Kane saw Jesus and Mary on a stack of pancakes. A Missouri woman says she ‘found Jesus on a Cheeto’.
She now keeps the Cheeto ‘crucifix’ in a jewelry box. And finally, there’s Spumoni Jesus . Apparently, Jesus has been spotted all over the world in various forms.