For those who are around me on a daily basis know that I really believe in Karma. I really think that you will reap what you sow and that what goes around comes around. Which is probably why I really enjoy Earl each week. I did a little celebration dance over the weekend when I found out that O J will finally pay for Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman’s deaths. I realize the charges are different but Karma does have a way of sneaking up on you sometimes. There are a few people I have known in my life that are still waiting for their comeuppance — they just don’t realize that payback is coming. (Some of you know who all know exactly who I am talking about).
But anyway this really takes the cake. I have to wonder what is in store for this guy’s future. Dlisted ran this story this morning —
The Toilet Lady’s Boyfriend Won The Lottery!
Kory McFarren, the dude who left his girlfriend stuck on the toilet seat for a long ass time, has won the Kansas State Lottery! If you’ve been stuck a toilet seat yourself for the past few months and have no idea what I’m talking about, then click here, here and here to get updated. It’s a sordid tale.
So… Kory cashed in his winning $2 Bonus Crossword ticket for $20,000 yesterday. Get this shit. This is the second time he’s won the lottery in the past year. Kory’s got lady luck stuck to his ass cheeks.
Who knows if Kory and Toilet Lady are still together. She was released from the hospital a few months ago after being stuck to a toilet seat for at least a month. Last I heard, Toilet Lady is living with some guardian and legally is only allowed to pee while squatting over the toilet. I’m joking about that last part.
In July, Kory was sentenced to six months probation after he pleaded no contest to being a dumb fuck for allowing his girlfriend to live in the bathroom for 2 years.
Kory should take that $20,000 and buy Toilet Lady a pair of shiny new ass cheeks. Then he should use the rest to buy a fucking clue.